I'm an adult, but kind of like an adult cat. I can sort of make it on my own, but someone should probably take care of me. I was born at a very young age. I design things for a living. Seeking weather asylum in Los Angeles after I was abused by too many winters in Minnesota. Avoiding unhappiness is not the way to find happiness.
And when all else fails, pour yourself a drink, put some lipstick on, and pull your life together.